Music Musings

Indie Hipster Amber Alert: Sting Has a Beard. Should We All Shave?

January 23, 2009

I made two magnificent discoveries yesterday. 1) Reruns of the greatest television show of our generation, Average Joe: Hawaii (the one with David Daskal and Fabio), are now playing on the Fox Reality Channel. 2) Sting is now bearded. I uncovered Sting’s beard at the Obama Inauguration Bash, and it shocked me. I know Sting [...]

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Am I the only one that doesn’t get Animal Collective?

January 16, 2009

I keep reading all these great reviews, but I don’t get it. I gave it a shot and it must be above my intellect. Some are claiming that it’s the best album so far this year and may end up being the best of the year. I’ll stick to my advance copies of‚  the upcoming [...]

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90′s Music = The New 80′s Music

January 16, 2009

It’s official – I’m getting old. It won’t be long until my balls are hanging by a thread down by my swollen cankles. It didn’t hit me until a couple months ago at a University of Georgia college bar after the Florida vs. Georgia college football game. I was sitting at a table, watching some [...]

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The Most Strangely Attractive Women in Rock ‘n Roll – Part II

January 3, 2009

Here’s part II of the women in rock who are much hotter for the simple reason that they have musical talent. Those of you passersby who are ready to shoot me a comment that says something along the lines of, “Who are you to talk, why don’t you take a look at yourself in the [...]

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The Most Strangely Attractive Women in Rock ‘n Roll – Part I

January 2, 2009

There are a few things I’ve stopped trying to figure out in life. 1) What ultimately happens to severely soiled paper products when I throw them in the recycling bin, 2) Why “Temptation Island” was ever taken off the air, and 3) How musical talent can make someone so much more attractive. A woman who [...]

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