Comments on: Indie Hipster Amber Alert: Sting Has a Beard. Should We All Shave?

By: Judy

Judy — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:16:20 +0000

Dear hipsters,
SHAVE!!! You do not look cool!! You look ridículos!!!
Seriously, this is as bad as mullets in the 80′s.

By: viachicago

viachicago — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:08:37 +0000

comb-over.

By: ViaChicago

ViaChicago — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:49:42 +0000

i currently have a beard for the 2nd time in my life. it’s not a good beard. however, i had an extended leave of absence for work and figured it might be the last time i ever get to do this. the experience has introduced me to the idea of the ‘beard comeover’—after 4 weeks or so, you can actually start to comb the beard over some of the patchy spots. i just wanted to share my findings to give people some hope that the beardless can become bearded. but after this sting fiasco i just feel weird about the whole idea of a beard.

By: oz

oz — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:00:59 +0000

There’s a 100% chance that if you mention facial hair, oddbodkins has a great comment.

Last time I grew a beard, someone in my office compared me to “that guy in Wham.” I said “George Michael?” He said “Yes.” I shaved the next morning.

By: oddbodkins

oddbodkins — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:27:58 +0000

Are you suggesting that someone shoot Sting? I’m not saying I entirely agree with you 110%, but it certainly is an interesting theory.

By: Woody

Woody — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:47:46 +0000

I can’t grow a beard and I can’t play the lute. where does that leave me>