Here’s part II of the women in rock who are much hotter for the simple reason that they have musical talent. Those of you passersby who are ready to shoot me a comment that says something along the lines of, “Who are you to talk, why don’t you take a look at yourself in the mirror,” please spare me. I’ve heard it before and you’ll only encourage me.
10. Paz Suay from Josh Rouse
She’s foreign and a musician – double whammy. Take both of those away and she’d receive a pedestrian 6.1 on HotOrNot.com.
9. LeAnn Rimes
Resembles Tina Yothers from Family Ties. Country music fans find her ridiculously hot and the rest of us don’t know why.
8. Janis Joplin
God rest her soul, but she wasn’t the most attractive woman in the world. Yet the self-proclaimed ‘ladies man’ Leonard Cohen thought it was a good idea to get a hummer from her at the Chelsea Hotel and even wrote a song about it.
7. Pink
She has the body of a male swimmer, yet there’s something about her that keeps everyone coming back for more. Snap out of it, America.
6. Taylor Swift
I said it once and I’ll say it again: I don’t understand the appeal of Taylor Swift. She looks like a flesh-colored poodle.
5. Regine Chassagne from Arcade Fire
Win Butler could have any indie hipster chick in all of Canada, and he’s married to this banshee. Somebody needs to chuck some shoes at him.
4. Beth Orton
Rumor has it Ryan Adams’ “English Girls Approximately” is about her. I’m sure there are plenty of stacked 24 year old babes out there that Ryan could take down, but it was Beth Orton that drove him to write a song like that. And now he’s singing to stuffed animals in his bedroom.
3. Meg White
Pale and homely. But put her behind a drum kit and Jack White starts thinking to himself, “Even if she were my sister, I’d still probably go for some Saturday night beaver.”
2. Loretta Lynn
Another questionable Jack White crush. This woman is no less than 100 years old, but she is still strangely attractive.
1. Bruce Springsteen’s Wife Patti
You’re telling me he couldn’t do better than her?!!! Apparently even The Boss isn’t immune to Deceptive Musical Hotness.
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I appreciate you leaving Amy Winehouse off your list. Walking Herpes, I mean Courtney Love, somehow seems to pull in all sorts of alternative rockers that take themselves way too seriously.
Amy Winehouse is ugly, plain and simple. I like this place even more now.
Cat power, Zoe Deschannel , C. Hynde,
scarlett johannsen (sic)? i heard she makes music.
You’re forgetting Grace Potter from Grace Potter and the Nocturnals. Here’s a photo of her at the Jammies in NYC 08:
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Chrissie Hynde, Zooey Deschanel, and Grace Potter are definitely strangely attractive. Complete oversights on my part.
Cat Power is borderline hot, even without music goggles.
Scarlett Johannsen is just plain sassy.
I’m surprised no one brought up Ani Difranco? I purposefully left her off because she’s probably the only female musician that would be hotter if she got off the road and cleaned herself up a little bit. Man, she is haggard.
funny read. I find most of these girls unattractive regardless of their musical talent.
The test is, if you saw one of these girls at a bar or show, would you even look twice. I happen to find Zooey D. beautiful, and with no “strangely” modifier. And Scarlett Johannsen would be on-fire hot even if she was bagging groceries at the corner store.
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