Oh sweet jebus, voting has never looked so suh-weet!
Be as American as Apollo Creed and go vote tomorrow. You’ll be glad you did, because you can head on over to one of America’s finest franchise-type places for some free shit – fatty American style.
Starbucks is offering free coffee to anyone that walks in and says “I voted.”
Wear your ultra-stylish “I Voted” sticker to Krispy Creme and get a star shaped doughnut with “patriotic sprinkles.” Dunkin Donuts only offers Jihad sprinkles on their misspelled “donuts.”
Oh, and go to Ben and Jerry’s between 5-8pm for “free scoops” of your favorite ice cream.
Last but not least, HearYa.com offers the best song (other than “Living In America”) to go with Apollo’s well oiled image above:
Speaking of Rocky IV, that movie was way ahead of its time in depicting Apollo as today’s US economy.
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