My girlfriend started firing me some Rod Stewart pics the other day to try and make me feel better about the sorry state of affairs that is my life. It worked! Here are some awesome pics of Rod that we’ve shockingly never posted on HearYa. Enjoy!
Not Rod Stewart. A Rod Stewart Look-Alike that you can book for kick-sac parties. You can bet if HearYa ever throws a party this guy will be there. Okay, moving on¦that was just a warmup for you before we get into the PG-13 Rod.
There’s no way Rod is wearing underpants here. Satin trousers do not call for underpants.
This is surreal. Rod rocking a tribal armband tattoo is like me getting double nipple rings. I love that his wife is feeling his muscle here. Make sure it’s firm.
Just like I always say, never trust a girl who owns a cat. Wait a second¦
Some jagbag took the time to sketch this, possibly with charcoal. I must say the hair is an impressive piece of artistry. The only unrealistic thing about it is that Rod is wearing an oxford shirt. As far as I can tell, he’s never been seen in anything other than animal-print.
Nice visor. See you on the links. Also, Rod was ahead of his time with the white microphone, white mike cord, and white mike stand. He should sue Apple.
I simply do not understand the appeal of this man. That chick is so 80′s hot it’s silly.
That actually appears to be pretty good kicking form. I don’t even have a joke here.
This guy loves an animal print like it’s nobody’s business. Interesting hand placement for this shot. Good choice by the editor of Rolling Stone.
Rod Poppins.
Spread-eagled Rod in a satin pink tracksuit. I heard he frenched a ton of smoking hot 80′s chicks after this show.
A HearYa classic. We post this pic several times per year to scare off transient readers. Say what you will about Rod and his wardrobe, his unit, and his pubic hair, but you simply cannot argue with his results. You simply cannot.
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Daaaamn.
If you look at the pic of rod in green pants (my personal fav), he’s wearing a piece of arm band jewelry. I’m sure the armband tattoo liberated him from the burden of accessorizing. It must have been a jubilant moment on that boat.
With the time he’ll save by not placing jewelry on his biceps, he can spend more of it fluffing his pubic hair, just so, over his man-bikini.
I think I just vomited in my mouth after looking at that last pic.
I agree with Jeffro. I don’t see what girls see in him.
The new Rod Stewart CD is almost here….Get ready for a mind blowing experience. 11/18
Thanks for the heads up, The dude. Very excited to see “Young Turks” made the cut – the crown jewel of the Rod Stewart collection.