I recently did a search on YouTube for “Best Music Video Ever Made”. Jan Terri’s “Losing You” popped up…and I watched.
Words cannot do this video justice. The makeup, the hair, the wardrobe, the casting – all complete abominations. If you expect me to believe Jan Terri has friends to wave at, money for a limousine and airplane ride, and is also seriously dating a mulleted gentleman with a kick-butt motorcycle, you are foolish. And the song itself? It smells like gross farts.
Anyway, enjoy the video. And, whatever you do, don’t even think about what might be hiding under those leather pants of Jan’s.
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And make sure to view the rest of the heinous Jan Terri videos below, which I’ve posted for your viewing pleasure. Here is one run-on sentence about each video:
Journey to Mars: Jan Terri in very slimming hair extensions singing about an acid trip she had on a transit tram that took her from Economy Parking Lot C at O’Hare airport that doubled as a Journey to Mars with 3 lesbians where everyone wears fannypacks and they talk on the first flip-phones ever invented.
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Little Brother: A song about Jan Terri and her 36 year-old live in brother who sleeps on a bed in the kitchen and their shopping spree to buy Aquanet for her 3 friends on Michigan Avenue in Chicago.
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Baby Blues: A song chronicling the night a creepy man in a cowboy hat decided to make himself a roofie cocktail to make it seem like a good idea to go home with Jan Terri, while Jan Terri’s friends sat at a nearby table and talked about how promiscuous she was because really they were just jealous of her hair.
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Dude…..how do you find this stuff???
Oh man, I just saw this today on Jessie Baylin’s blog and I curiosity led me to Google. According to the article on wikipedia, Jan Terri used to be a limo driver, so now we at least know where she got that limo…
It also says she once opened for Marilyn Manson. :-O
Wow. Just… wow.
I found Jan’s myspace page and she only has one friend, so who is she waving at??? I personally am a fan, love sending her videos to friends and picturing them staring at computer in utter amazement!
talentless people with so many shit-tons of confidence and ambition make me feel like a piece of shit. Jan you’re the fucking man.
I’m totally jealous of her hair too. Man-hogging styley whore!
all i can say is that my family and i never laughed so hard while watching this video. i literally did deep research to convince everyone this was done in the f’n 1990’s and not early 80’s. i just beg that someone please tells us this isn’t for real… any of her videos.
This is pure inter-web GOLD!!!!!
FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS
SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL SOULED CREATURE
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