Amy Winehouse’s blonde hair really brings out her ugly.

by oz on January 18, 2008

Amy Winehouse

I don’t think we’ve ever written about Amy Winehouse, which I’m extremely proud of. She was all the buzz last year, but we still managed to avoid mentioning her name on this site. Some thought she was an amazing talent and others thought she was a nice piece. Of ass.

I think she is neither, but regardless, it’s time to break our silence. If you are still in denial that Amy Winehouse is fugly, let this picture be proof positive.

For you female readers out there, let this also be a lesson. It’s always a risky move to transition from brunette to blond. It tends to wash out your skin tone and bring out your hidden ugly if you’re not careful. Amy threw caution to the wind.

I took one look at that picture above and choked on a little vomit. She looks like a camel.

I just realized something. We mentioned her name once last year, but it was to point out how great this track is.

Dr. Dog – Heart it Races

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{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Woody 01.18.08 at 11:37 am

She looks like a drag queen. Great tune by Dr. Dog though.

2 Beth 01.19.08 at 4:18 am

Oh dear. Not a good picture. The blonde doesn’t look good at all, does it?

3 loveit 01.19.08 at 3:22 pm

hahahahahaha

4 oz 01.19.08 at 3:29 pm

I just clicked play on the dr. dog track while staring at her image. I don’t know why it’s so funny to me, but I urge you all to try it.

5 Drinking Buddy 01.19.08 at 4:52 pm

She looks like a cross between Joe Camel, Wanda from “Doogie Howser, M.D.”, and Paul Pfeiffer from “The Wonder Years”. P.S. I’m with PRick Lachey right now.

6 oz 01.19.08 at 4:54 pm

She’s also got a healthy dose of Janice from “Friends” in her.

7 PRick Lachey 01.19.08 at 4:58 pm

Just checked out Wanda on Google Images. Not as hot as I remembered her…..incredibly disappointing. At least now I know not to do the same for my other favorite tv girls from my adolescence. The image of perfection that was Winne Cooper will remain in tact.

8 kristen 02.11.08 at 7:50 am

you look like a effing druggy! go back black you bitch

9 Tiffany 03.04.08 at 9:18 pm

Actually this is not a good picture of her. There were only a million others of her taken on the same day that were great. Let’s see what you look like mid-sentence taken off guard.

I wouldn’t be so aggravated if it was the truth, but it’s not. Just a bad pic. & to all of you callign her ugly, why don’t you post a pic of yourself. I’m sure there’s no room to judge considering her looks are above average.

10 page parry 03.11.08 at 7:58 am

get a grip you silly cow

11 Testtubebaby 05.08.08 at 8:46 am

Fuck off!, She may not be photogenic i doubt you cunts are etheir!!

12 Alexanda Martinez 06.30.08 at 7:12 am

She is an ugly fucking Baskerville. I hope some fucker smacks here in the fuucking kisser

13 Claude Motneneua 06.30.08 at 7:14 am

Seriously. If I looked like that ugly bitch i would put lipstick on my arse lips and teach the fucker English

14 natasha 11.19.08 at 8:42 am

whoever you are the evil dumb person who wrote this shite – you know you can never sing like her. and what you write just proves that you can’t write either. try your luck as a hairdresser, if anything.

15 Casey Purdy 03.09.09 at 3:44 pm

Only in England could someone THAT FUCKING UGLY could be a famous popstar. What the hell were they thinking when they gave her a contract?

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