Halloween is right around the corner, so it’s time to start planning your sweet Halloween costume. If you’re a single girl, you’re probably already trying to parlay this into tricking guys into thinking you’re hot. Halloween is your one opportunity of the year to dress like a complete hooker without anyone thinking less of you.

If you fall under this category, you’ll either dress up like a French maid, a cat, a schoolgirl, or a naughty nurse. Notice whenever girls dress up for Halloween as a nurse they always say “I’m going to be a naughty nurse!” Oh really? I thought you might throw on some all-white generic sneakers, a shower cap, an unbecoming smock, and put on about 35 pounds.

Anyway, think outside the box this year. Here are some ideas to get the juices flowing. HearYa’s top costumes for Halloween parties this year. In true HearYa fashion, all are music related.

Rod Stewart
Wear a mop on your head, travel in time back to 1977 to locate this outfit at your local J. Riggings, and let the ladies come to you. (I couldn’t think of a clothing retailer that existed in 1977 where you could buy what Rod Stewart is wearing. But admit it, J. Riggings is a funny store.)

Britney Spears
Shave your head like this, show off your gut, and break out in disgusting acne. To really drive it home, always enter the bathroom barefoot. Have a bunch of your friends follow you around with cameras. You could even have another friend dress up as Muhammad Abdel-Al and shout death threats at you all night.

Bono
For starters, find a Fidel Castro hat and some large sunglasses. After that, it’s easy. Just take yourself way too seriously, speak as though every word you say is the most important thing anyone has ever said in the history of time, and run like a girl whenever you get the opportunity.

Madonna
Take on some sort of pseudo-fake British accent even though you’re from Michigan, dress like a hooker and, if you’re going as the 80’s version of Madonna, don’t pluck your eyebrows for several weeks.

Fergie
The perfect costume – you can drink as much as you want and never go to the bathroom – just pee your pants all night.

Pre-Proactiv® Jessica Simpson
Dip your face in grease, don’t shower for several weeks, and wait until your face breaks out like Landry’s in “Friday Night Lights”. Now you’re ready. To complete the costume, fill up an old bottle of Proactiv with booze and go around your Halloween party drinking from it while carrying around a case of $1 million cash.

Kenny Chesney
Find a cowboy hat, cut off your sleeves, shrink down to 5’6”, have someone write a bunch of songs for you, and then act like you wrote them yourself. One of your buddies can dress up as Peyton Manning to complete the duo.