Comments on: Top 10 Songs for Your Vasectomy http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/ Indie Music Blog, Live Sessions, and Daily MP3 Downloads. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:00:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: TurtleShroom http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/comment-page-1/#comment-257345 TurtleShroom Fri, 27 May 2011 18:27:04 +0000 http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/#comment-257345 There is a song ACTUALLY ABOUT a vasectomy. It's by Jesse Goldberg, and it's permanently saved here: http://www.webcitation.org/5z01vha9B !! An example of the lyrics: "I love you more than anything, my darling, wonderful wife! Please don't make me put my precious jewels under the knife!" ...-and another... "Why don't we flip a coin and see... who's 'gonna have the surgery..." [pause] "Let's do two out of three to see... who's 'gonna have the surgery..." "Na-na-na-na-na! I won it fair and square! I'll warm up the car, be sure to wear clean underwear!" http://www.webcitation.org/5z01vha9B There is a song ACTUALLY ABOUT a vasectomy.

It’s by Jesse Goldberg, and it’s permanently saved here: http://www.webcitation.org/5z01vha9B !!

An example of the lyrics:
“I love you more than anything, my darling, wonderful wife! Please don’t make me put my precious jewels under the knife!”

…-and another…

“Why don’t we flip a coin and see… who’s ‘gonna have the surgery…”
[pause]
“Let’s do two out of three to see… who’s ‘gonna have the surgery…”

“Na-na-na-na-na! I won it fair and square! I’ll warm up the car, be sure to wear clean underwear!”

http://www.webcitation.org/5z01vha9B

]]> By: Mindless Entertainment: Hurra Torpedo - Total Eclipse Of The Heart at HearYa - Indie Music Blog http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/comment-page-1/#comment-41742 Mindless Entertainment: Hurra Torpedo - Total Eclipse Of The Heart at HearYa - Indie Music Blog Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:02:50 +0000 http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/#comment-41742 [...] Woody’s friend Moish, who last contributed almost a year ago with one of the greatest HearYa articles ever written, has surfaced again by forwarding this gem of a video. You can’t quite compare it to the Jan Terri video – it’s apples and oranges. But it is worth watching until at least the 1:52 mark when you get a nice little surprise. I don’t want to ruin it for you, so watch first and then read my comments after the break. [...] [...] Woody’s friend Moish, who last contributed almost a year ago with one of the greatest HearYa articles ever written, has surfaced again by forwarding this gem of a video. You can’t quite compare it to the Jan Terri video – it’s apples and oranges. But it is worth watching until at least the 1:52 mark when you get a nice little surprise. I don’t want to ruin it for you, so watch first and then read my comments after the break. [...]

]]> By: Drinking Buddy http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/comment-page-1/#comment-17456 Drinking Buddy Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:20:25 +0000 http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/#comment-17456 Phenomenal post. What are the chances of this happening to someone named Woody Woodman? Must be in the trillions. Phenomenal post. What are the chances of this happening to someone named Woody Woodman? Must be in the trillions.

]]> By: Woody http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/comment-page-1/#comment-17455 Woody Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:15:24 +0000 http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/#comment-17455 Thank you for all your kind words and suggestions. To add to the list: The Dirtbombs - The Executioner of Love Bob Dylan - Its All Over Now, Baby Blue The Beatles - Happiness Is A Warm Gun Bruce - Glory Days Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? DBT - Hell No I Ain't Happy Jane's Addiiction - Had A Dad (That one's for the kids!!) Johnny Cash - 25 Minuted To Go (Good waiting room music) O'Death - Down To Rest Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue The Shins - Fighting In A Sack Thank you for all your kind words and suggestions.

To add to the list:
The Dirtbombs – The Executioner of Love
Bob Dylan – Its All Over Now, Baby Blue
The Beatles – Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Bruce – Glory Days
Zappa – Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
DBT – Hell No I Ain’t Happy
Jane’s Addiiction – Had A Dad (That one’s for the kids!!)
Johnny Cash – 25 Minuted To Go (Good waiting room music)
O’Death – Down To Rest
Chili Peppers – Scar Tissue
The Shins – Fighting In A Sack

]]> By: Greg http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/comment-page-1/#comment-17452 Greg Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:28:39 +0000 http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/#comment-17452 Who's Moish? With a list like this, I hope we don't have to wait another ten months for a post. I'll contribute: A Get Together to Tear it Apart - The Hives You make me feel like a natural Woman - Aretha Franklin Untogether - Belly Mince Meat - Danger Doom Broken Harpoon - The Jayhawks Most of Psychocandy by Jesus & Mary Chain including The Hardest Walk, Cut Dead, Never Understand, Inside Me, Sowing Seeds, My Little Underground, You Trip Me Up, It's so Hard and Something's Wrong The Surgery is Over - Julie Doiron Dead End Street - The Kinks The Trouble I've Been Looking For - Magnetic Fields Got To Give It Up - Marvin Gaye Wave of Mutilation/Gouge Away - the Pixies No Surprises - Radiohead Rip This Joint - Rolling Stones Ballad of a Ladyman - Sleater Kinney Disconnection Notice - Sonic Youth Dismember - Spoon Rip Off - T. Rex A Clean Break (Let's Work) - Talking Heads Oh, and... Bring it Back Again - The Earlies I'd listen to that play list more than a few times if it didn't know make me thing of a visit to Dr. McSnippy. Who’s Moish? With a list like this, I hope we don’t have to wait another ten months for a post. I’ll contribute:

A Get Together to Tear it Apart – The Hives
You make me feel like a natural Woman – Aretha Franklin
Untogether – Belly
Mince Meat – Danger Doom
Broken Harpoon – The Jayhawks
Most of Psychocandy by Jesus & Mary Chain including The Hardest Walk, Cut Dead, Never Understand, Inside Me, Sowing Seeds, My Little Underground, You Trip Me Up, It’s so Hard and Something’s Wrong
The Surgery is Over – Julie Doiron
Dead End Street – The Kinks
The Trouble I’ve Been Looking For – Magnetic Fields
Got To Give It Up – Marvin Gaye
Wave of Mutilation/Gouge Away – the Pixies
No Surprises – Radiohead
Rip This Joint – Rolling Stones
Ballad of a Ladyman – Sleater Kinney
Disconnection Notice – Sonic Youth
Dismember – Spoon
Rip Off – T. Rex
A Clean Break (Let’s Work) – Talking Heads

Oh, and…

Bring it Back Again – The Earlies

I’d listen to that play list more than a few times if it didn’t know make me thing of a visit to Dr. McSnippy.

]]> By: Ron http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/comment-page-1/#comment-17451 Ron Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:57:52 +0000 http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/#comment-17451 Hahaha, what a heartless (funny) playlist. Hahaha, what a heartless (funny) playlist.

]]> By: Oz http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/comment-page-1/#comment-17445 Oz Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:41:20 +0000 http://www.hearya.com/2007/09/20/top-10-songs-for-your-vasectomy/#comment-17445 Wow. I think this might be the first playlist dedicated to vasectomies. Here are some omissions: Eazy-E - Gimme that Nut Soft Cell - Tainted Love Anything by the Little Ones. Wow. I think this might be the first playlist dedicated to vasectomies. Here are some omissions:

Eazy-E – Gimme that Nut

Soft Cell – Tainted Love

Anything by the Little Ones.

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