Flight of the Conchords: Episode 1 Quotes

by oz on June 18, 2007

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I just finished watching episode one of Flight of the Conchords on HBO and there were some great quotes. Here were my top three picks:

(1) After 6 or 7 weeks, girls find me boring. But I’m not sure what happens because I think that’s how long it takes to get to know someone. - Bret talking to Jermaine at a party.

(2) Murray: I’ve told you when you’re in a band, you don’t get with your band mates girlfriends, past or present. You get in a love triangle, you know? You get a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them so more of a love square, but no one gives on. They did do some of their best music back then.
Bret: Rumours
Murray: No, that’s all true.

(3) Excerpt from song “Part-Time Model”

Why don’t we leave?
We can go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don’t mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
‘Cause you’re so beautiful

Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You’re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you’d probably still have to keep your normal job

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Woody 06.19.07 at 7:36 am

How could you forget the opening scene, when he rattles off three sisters and then declares that to be triple-figures.

2 Erica 09.17.07 at 9:41 am

Murray is hilarious. I love the show, can’t wait until season 2.

3 JELLz 04.10.08 at 3:23 pm

Series 2 doesnt come out til Jan 09!! =[

Im sooo sad!! I cant wait that long..

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